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Your Marketing Sucks by Mark Stevens

 

Rating: (Mildly Recommended)

 

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Extreme

Extreme marketing guru Mark Stevens chose an ‘in your face” title for his new book of marketing advice, Your Marketing Sucks. With an arrogant confidence, he’s pretty sure that the executives reading this book will recognize that not every dollar spent in marketing brings in a dollar or more in business. If that doesn’t happen, in Stevens’ terms, “your marketing sucks.” Given that, Stevens presents reams of examples of poor marketing and offers concrete recommendations for change. Here’s an excerpt from the introduction (pp. 12-17):

Why on earth would I say that “your marketing sucks,” much less give a book this title? Because, in fact, the marketing at most companies—big and small— has little, if anything, to do with what is needed to grow the business. Just the other day, I had an experience that, while unusual, is a near-perfect illustration of what I see as a big problem. Three entrepreneurs, each president of his own company, came to my office in suburban New York to hire my company to create a series of ads for them. (My firm does whatever it takes to help a client grow; sometimes that involves creating ads.)

The men have known one another for years, referring business back and forth. That made sense. One sold insurance. Another was an investment advisor, and the third did estate planning.

They had decided to join forces and create one company so that their clients could benefit from one-stop shopping for financial services and experience the benefits of a holistic approach to managing their finances.

The entrepreneurs expected it to be a quick meeting. They’d pitch some creative ideas. We’d throw out a couple of our own and, voilŕ, there would be an ad campaign for their merged company.

I think they were shocked that it didn’t go that way.

“What are you guys going to call your company?” was my first question once the small talk was out of the way.

“We’re not sure yet.”

“What’s your selling proposition?” I asked.

“We haven’t figured it out yet.”

“How are you different from the competition?”

Silence.

After that silence dragged on for about fifteen seconds, I jumped in—with a sledgehammer.

“Let me see if I have this right. You want to run a series of ads for a company that doesn’t have a name, doesn’t know what it’s selling or how it’s different, and. . . doesn’t even exist?”

No joke

This situation, while extreme, is far too typical. It also explains where the title of this book comes from.

Most marketing does suck. And it does because people haven’t thought through what they are trying to accomplish before they start spending money on marketing.

They don’t engage in Extreme Marketing, which at its essence means that you need to do everything possible to guarantee that every marketing dollar you spend

a.        Is set in a strategic context—that is, you know why you are spending it (for example, advertising “because we have to advertise” is not a strategic context)

 

b.        Is based on a plan constructed to make certain that every marketing tactic and tool reinforces every other you are using

 

c.        Brings back more than $1 in return

 

If you don’t employ Extreme Marketing—that is, if your plan doesn’t meet the above criteria—then your marketing sucks. And it doesn’t matter if we are talking about marketing at a big company or a small one. Size is irrelevant. Your company needs to engage in Extreme Marketing—and most likely it isn’t.

Why? For the most part, small companies don’t do it because no one at the firm has the expertise. And at big companies, no one has a real vested (my backside is on the line; the money is coming out of my pocket) interest in the effectiveness of the marketing.

I am not exaggerating.

As I write this, it is my favorite time of the year—the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Why am I so happy? ‘Well, I will be spending time with family and friends, of course, but another reason is that I know I am

about to make a lot of money. Every day for the next couple of weeks, the phone is going to ring, and on the other end of the line is going to be one of my Fortune 500 clients. The conversation is going to go like this:

 “Hey, Mark. Listen, I was just going through our marketing budget for this year, and it looks like we’re going to have money left over. We are about $XXX,000 under plan.

If I don’t spend it, senior management is going to cut my budget for next year. Do you think you could do something for us next year, if I sent over the $XXX,000 now?”

As far as I know not one of my Fortune 500 clients has ever offered to rebate the money back to corporate if he found he had marketing funds left over for the year. They’d rather spend it on anything than risk having their budgets cut for next year.

No wonder their marketing sucks. To so many businesspeople, it’s all about spending money—not growing their business.

What we are going to do in the pages ahead

This book will teach you how to become an Extreme Marketer, someone who gets a positive return on her marketing investment. We are going to do that by talking about both strategy and tactics.

By the time we are done talking about strategy, you will be able to make sure that

a.    Your marketing efforts are in total alignment with your company’s growth/profit/value-building objectives.

b.    You are clear about your unique selling proposition. (You can stand for only one primary thing. Otherwise you will confuse your current and potential customers.)

c.     You know what it is going to take to reach the broadest possible audience for your product or service.

d.    Qualified prospects—including existing customers—will find your offer nearly impossible to resist.

 

And when it comes to tactics, by the time we are finished you will know why you need to be able to

·                  Describe what you are selling in a single sentence

·                  Differentiate what you are selling from the competition in such a powerful way that buying from anyone else will strike a prospect as dumb

·                  Determine the best prospects to sell to

·                  Have systems in place to allow you to do that selling efficiently

·                  Capture leads

·                  Know exactly how you are going to follow up on those leads

·                  Cross-sell your products and services to customers/prospects 

·                  Grow your business like a snowball rolling down a

                 hill, steadily gaining speed and mass each day

 

Extreme Marketing is good business in microcosm.

Let’s go to work.

          

If Stevens has caught your attention with this introduction, go on to read Your Marketing Sucks. While you may agree with him, there’s not enough here to form a basis for what to do next. For that, Stevens wants you to hire his firm to help.

Steve Hopkins, February 23, 2004

 

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The recommendation rating for this book appeared in the March 2004 issue of Executive Times

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