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The Trouble with Poetry by Billy Collins

Rating:

**

 

(Mildly Recommended)

 

 

 

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Dull

 

I’ve enjoyed most of Billy Collins’ poems, and have appreciated his humor, and the twists he finds in everyday life. Compared with his contemporaries, Collins is accessible and avoids the contortions that more complex poets provide in their writing. I opened Collins’ new collection, The Trouble with Poetry, with a pleasant anticipation of what would be on these pages. A few of these poems retain Collins’ humor, but most seemed dull. I closed the collection with the memory of better, earlier Collins poems. Here’s one of the new ones that I liked, all of the poem titled, “Eastern Standard Time,” pp. 22-24:

 

 

Poetry speaks to all people, it is said,

but here I would like to address

only those in my own time zone,

this proper slice of longitude

that runs from pole to snowy pole

down the globe through Montreal to Bogota.

 

Oh, fellow inhabitants of this singular band,

sitting up in your many beds this morning—

the sun falling through the windows

and casting a shadow on the sundial—

consider those in other zones who cannot hear these words.

 

They are not slipping into a bathrobe as we are,

or following the smell of coffee in a timely fashion.

 

Rather, they are at work already,

leaning on copy machines,

hammering nails into a house-frame.

 

They are not swallowing a vitamin like us;

rather they are smoking a cigarette under a half moon,

even jumping around on a dance floor,

or just now sliding under the covers,

pulling down the little chains on their bed lamps.

 

But we are not like these others,

for at this very moment on the face of the earth,

we are standing under a hot shower,

 

or we are eating our breakfast,

considered by people of all zones

to be the most important meal of the day.

 

Later, when the time is right,

we might sit down with the boss,

wash the car, or linger at a candle-lit table,

but now is the hour for pouring the juice

and flipping the eggs with one eye on the toaster.

 

So let us slice a banana and uncap the jam,

lift our brimming spoons of milk,

and leave it to the others to lower a flag

or spin absurdly in a barber’s chair—

those antipodal oddballs, always early or late.

 

Let us praise Sir Stanford Fleming,

the Canadian genius who first scored

with these lines the length of the spinning earth.

 

Let us move together through the rest of this day

passing in unison from light to shadow,

coasting over the crest of noon

into the valley of the evening

and then, holding hands, slip into the deeper valley of night.

 

Read The Trouble with Poetry if you enjoy the accessibility and simplicity of Billy Collins’ poems. Be alert to signs of dullness, and put the poems aside for a few days, to try again.  I look forward to Collins’ next collection, and hope that his new dullness is temporary.

 

Steve Hopkins, January 25, 2006

 

 

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