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Philosophy Made Simple by Robert Hellenga

Rating:

***

 

(Recommended)

 

 

 

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Questioning

 

The big questions that protagonist Rudy Harrington ponders in Robert Hellenga’s new novel, Philosophy Made Simple, face all readers. The same questions have been explored by philosophers through the ages, about truth, beauty, life and death. In this finely written novel, the answers that can come through literature shine when compared to the struggles that can come through philosophy. Hellenga reprises Harrington, whom readers may remember as the father of protagonist Margo from his 1994 novel The Sixteen Pleasures. Having had the perspective of one of his three daughters in that book, we now get Rudy’s point of view, set seven years later. Here’s an excerpt, from the chapter titled, “The River,” pp. 53-57:

 

Getting ready to live is easier than actually living, just as getting ready for a journey is easier than actually going on a journey. Rudy was anxious to get on with Philosophy Made Simple, but there was a lot to be done first. He replaced the uncomfortable invalid’s toilet and seated a new one. He installed a shower. He bought a chain saw and, for the woodstove, cut up a couple of dead mesquite trees and a small ironwood tree that almost ru­ined the chain on his new Stihl saw. He slapped a new coat of calc on the thick adobe walls, and he arranged and rearranged the furniture when it finally arrived. There was no attic, no base­ment, no closets, but there were cabinets in the old tack room in the barn, where he stored his shotgun and fishing tackle, his Ampex tape recorder, Helen’s slide projector, and the footlocker with his dad’s magic stuff. He built bookcases in his study that had closed cabinets on the bottom, where he was going to put Helen’s record collection, and five adjustable shelves on the top. He didn’t have the pattern for Helen’s Florentine curve, but he didn’t need a pattern; that curve was fixed forever in his imagi­nation. He drew it on a piece of cardboard and cut the top mold­ings by hand with his Japanese saw. He painted the bookcases forest green.

At the end of his third week in Texas, Rudy got Medardo, who’d stopped by on his way to Reynosa for a cultural Friday, to help him carry Helen’s big post-office desk into the study and place it against the west wall so that he could look out the win­dow at the upper grove and the rows of sabal palms that lined the drive.

They rolled out a threadbare Oriental rug that Helen had bought at an auction, and Rudy cracked open a couple bottles of Pearl. Then he and Medardo unpacked the books and shelved them at random; Rudy didn’t care. He could sort them out later. Right now he wanted to see what the room would look like full of books. It looked beautiful. The finishing touch was Golden Flower and Jade Tree, another Norma Jean, which Rudy hung between the two deep-set windows on the north wall. It was a beautiful room, a serious room where serious thinking could be done.

If Rudy and Medardo had been speaking English they would soon have exhausted their supply of conversation, but in Span­ish things took time, and the beer and the fatigue made Rudy less self-conscious. In Spanish he was a different person more relaxed, less impatient. Time slowed down in Spanish. A simple story about something that had happened on the market, which would take two minutes to tell in English, would take him fifteen minutes in Spanish. And there were topics he and Medardo would probably have avoided in English: Rudy’s philosophical project or quest, for example. Rudy couldn’t imagine giving an account of it in English, but in Spanish it seemed easy to explain to Medardo what he was trying to accomplish, as if he were spending Monopoly money instead of real money: to get some answers to the big questions, to settle on a rule of life. He drew a sketch of Plato’s cave and showed it to Medardo, and he ex­plained how he’d thought he’d caught glimpses of the realm out­side the cave on Christmas Eve and then again when he first glimpsed the Rio Grande.

Medardo examined the sketch of the cave. “These people in the cave,” he said. “It’s like they’re sitting in a movie theater, right, or in front of the television set?”

Rudy nodded. “Something like that, but they’re tied to their chairs, so they can’t get up and look out the window”

“And you feel you were looking out the window? On Christ­mas Eve? And when you saw the river the first time?”

“That’s what it felt like,” Rudy said, “but Aristotle Plato’s star pupil Aristotle made fun of Plato’s ideal forms and said they were no more meaningful than singing la la laHe laughed. “La la la. That’s very funny”

Medardo laughed too. “Señorarrington,” he said, “Señor Aris­totle was right about these glimpses of higher reality. You have to be careful. My cousin in Matamoros had a vision of the Virgin Mary, naked, and the bishop and a whole carload of priests came all the way from the cathedral in Monterrey. The church always investigates these things, you know, visions, miracles, things like that. They asked him all kinds of questions, and then they told him not to talk about it anymore.”

Rudy opened two more beers. He could never be sure, in Spanish, when Medardo was pulling his leg.

“Do you think it was a vision?”

“I think he got his hands on a copy of Playboy magazine and it unsettled his brain.”

“How about you, Medardo? Have you ever caught a glimpse of anything?”

Medardo leaned forward and put his hand on Rudy’s arm. “Sometimes, señor, in the act of love   He poured some beer in his glass and watched the foam rise and spill over the edge and run down the side. He wiped the side of the glass with a large white handkerchief. “Sometimes in the act of love I seem to see something, but then afterward, I think   Medardo paused to light a cigarette. “Afterward I think I was only singing la la la

Rudy found one of Helen’s ashtrays in the desk and placed it on the arm of Medardo’s chair. “My wife used to tell a story about Aristotle that you’d appreciate,” he said. “When Aristotle was an old man he got ajob as the tutor of Alexander the Great. He’s giv­ing young Alexander a hard time about his girlfriend, so Alexan­der gets his girlfriend, whose name is Phyllis, to dance naked right in front of Aristotle’s window, where he’s writing his book about ethics. Pretty soon Aristotle has such an ereccion he can’t take it anymore and goes out and propositions Phyllis. Phyllis says sure, but she wants Aristotle to do her a little favor; she wants to play horsey jugar a caballo.”

Medardo laughed. “What you want to say, Rudy, is montar al caballito.”

Montar al caballito,” Rudy repeated. “In one of her lectures,” he went on, “my wife used to show a slide of a medieval tapestry with a picture of Aristotle and Phyllis. Aristotle’s wearing a bri­dle, and Phyllis is riding on his back, using a whip on the old man’s bare rear end. Alexander’s watching from behind a bush. You’d think Aristotle would be stuck. Here he is, caught with his pants down. But he was a smart old guy: ‘If love can do this to an old man like me, a philosopher,’ he says to Alexander, ‘just think how dangerous it is for a young fellow like you.”

The dean at Edgar Lee Masters had asked Helen not to show this particular slide, but Helen had ignored his request on the grounds that the slide was an integral part of her lecture on the iconography of education. Iconography was one of Helen’s fa­vorite words.

Medardo laughed. “It would make a wonderful comedia, don’t you think? I’ll play Alexander and you can play Aristotle, and we’ll get one of the girls at Estrella Princesa to play Phyllis and ride on your back. What do you say? Ah, Rudy,” he went on, without giving Rudy a chance to respond, “I hope your wife had many more stories like this one, but now I must be on my way” He smiled, revealing his large white teeth, and put his hand on Rudy’s shoulder. “No, no, don’t get up. I’ll let myself out.” He stood in the doorway for a moment. “Maybe you’d like to join me one of these days. When you get settled. For a viernes cultural.”

Aristotle’s appetitive man, Rudy thought. “A man my age, Medardo,” he said, blushing slightly. “I’ve put those things be­hind me.”

“A man your age! Why, you’re in the prime of life, Rudy. A man your age indeed.” But Rudy waved him off and Medardo took his leave. Rudy could hear his footsteps in the passage that led to the kitchen, and then the sound of the door closing be­hind him, and then the sound of Medardo’s car on the gravel in the drive.

No more meaningful than singing la la la, Rudy thought, and isn’t it better, after all, to follow Aristotle’s advice and appreciate the won­der of the world around us, the wonder of ordinary experience, in­stead of wandering like Plato out to the edge of the universe in order to see what lies beyond?

As he turned the pages, rereading the passages he’d under­lined, he could feel Medardo’s hand on his shoulder, strong and warm and human.

“La la la,” he sang, and laughed again.

 

Hellenga makes thinking about big questions easier, especially through the delight of a character like Rudy. Enjoy reading Philosophy Made Simple, as you think about truth, beauty, life and death.

 

Steve Hopkins, April 24, 2006

 

 

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