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Killer Instinct by Joseph Finder

Rating:

***

 

(Recommended)

 

 

 

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Cheating

 

I don’t know if there’s a genre for business thrillers, but if there is, Joseph Finder deserves a place of prominence in it. His latest offering, Killer Instinct, presents an ensemble of cheaters, doing whatever it takes to beat the competition. No matter how improbable this will be for most readers, there is enough about workplace dynamics that makes Killer Instinct readable. Here’s an excerpt, all of Chapter 8, pp. 55-60, narrated by protagonist salesman Jason Steadman:

 

The alarm went off at 5:00 a.m., two hours earlier than usual, Kate groaned and rolled over, put a pillow over her head. I got up as quietly as I could, went downstairs, and made the coffee, and while it was brewing I took a quick shower. I wanted to get into the office a good hour before my interview with Gordy so I could go over my accounts and get all the numbers in order.

When I got out of the shower, I saw the light in the bedroom was on,

Kate was downstairs at the kitchen table in her pink bathrobe, drinking coffee.

“You’re up early,” she said, I gave her a kiss, “You too, Sorry if I woke you.”

“You were out late.”

“The softball game, remember?”

“You went out for drinks afterward?”

“Yeah.”

“Drown your sorrows?”

“We won, believe it or not.” “Hey, that’s a first.”

“Yeah, well, that guy Kurt played for us. He blew everyone away.”

“Kurt?”

“The tow truck driver.”

“Huh?”

“Remember, I told you about this guy who gave me a ride home af­ter the Acura wiped out?” It wiped out by itself. I had nothing to do with it, see.

“Navy SEALs.”

“Special Forces, but yeah. That guy. He’s, like, the real thing. He’s everything Gordy and all these other phony tough guys pretend to be. Sitting in their Aeron chairs and talking about ‘dog eat dog’ and ‘killing the competition? Only he’s for real. He’s actually killed people.”

I realized I was telling her everything except the one thing I was most anxious about: my interview with Gordy in a couple of hours. I wasn’t sure I wanted to tell her. She’d probably just make me more nervous.

“Don’t forget, Craig and Susie are going to be here in time for sup­per tonight.”

“It’s tonight?”

“I’ve only told you a thousand times.”

I let out a half groan, half sigh. “How long are they staying?”

“Just two nights.”

“Why?”

“Why what? Why just two nights?”

“Why are they coming to Boston? I thought L.A. was God’s country. That’s what Craig’s always saying.”

“He was just elected to the Harvard Board of Overseers, and his first meeting is tomorrow.”

“How could he be on the Harvard Board of Overseers? He’s a Hollywood guy now. He probably doesn’t even own a tie anymore.”

“He’s not only a prominent alum but also a major contributor. People care about things like that.”

When Susie met Craig, he was just a poor starving writer. He’d had a couple of stories published in magazines with names like Tn Quarterly and Ploughshares, and he taught expository writing at Harvard. He was kind of snooty, and Susie probably liked that, but she sure as hell wasn’t going to live in genteel poverty, and I think he figured out pretty quickly that he was never going to make it in the literature business, So they moved out to L.A., where Craig’s Harvard roommate introduced him around, and he started writing sitcoms. Eventually he got a gig writing for Everybody Loves Raymond and began making serious money. Then, somehow, he created this hit show and overnight became unbe­lievably rich.

Now he and Susie vacationed on St. Barths with Brad and Angelina, and Susie regularly fed Katie gossip about which movie stars were se­cretly gay and which ones were in rehab. They had a big house in Holmby Hills and were always out to dinner with all the celebrities. And he never let me forget it.

She got up and poured herself another cup of coffee. “Susie’s going to take Ethan around Boston—the Freedom Trail, all that,”

“She doesn’t get it, does she? Ethan’s not into Paul Revere. Maybe the Salem Witch Museum, but I don’t think they show the real sicko stuff there that he’s into.”

“All I ask is for you to be nice to them. You and Ethan have some sort of great chemistry, which I don’t quite understand, But I appreci­ate it.”

“How come they’re staying here anyway?” I said.

“Because she’s my sister,”

“You know they’re just going to complain the whole time about the bathroom and the shower curtain and how the water from the shower spills out on the floor, and how we have the wrong coffeemaker and how come we don’t have any Peet’s Sumatra coffee beans—”

“You can’t hold it against them, Jason. They’re just accustomed to a higher standard of living.”

“Then maybe they should stay at the Four Seasons.”

“They want to stay with us,” she said firmly.

“I guess Craig needs to stay in touch with the little people every once in a while.”

“Very funny.”

I went to the cereal cabinet and surveyed its depressing, low-cal, high-fiber contents. Fiber One and Kashi Go Lean and several other grim-looking boxes of twigs and burlap strips. “Hey, honey?” I said, my back turned. “You’ve been looking at real estate?”

“What are you talking about?”

“On the computer. I noticed you were looking at some real estate website.”

No answer. I selected the least-disgusting-looking box, a tough choice, and reluctantly brought it to the table. In the refrigerator all we had now was skim milk. Not even one percent. I hate skim milk. Milk shouldn’t be blue. I brought the carton to the table, too.

Kate was examining her coffee cup, stirring the coffee with a spoon, though she hadn’t added anything to it. “A girl can dream, can’t she?” she finally said in her sultry Veronica Lake voice.

I felt bad for her, but I didn’t pursue the subject. I mean, what’s to say? She must have expected more from me when she married me,

We met at a mutual friend’s wedding when both of us were pretty drunk. A guy I knew from DKE, my college frat, was marrying a girl who went to Exeter with Kate. Kate had been forced to leave Exeter in her junior year when her family went broke. She went to Harvard, but on financial aid. Her family tried to keep everything a secret, as WASPs do, but everyone figured out the truth eventually. There are buildings in Boston with her family name on it, and she had to suffer the humilia­tion of going to public school in Wellesley her last two years. (Whereas I, a boy from Worcester who was the first in his family to go to college, whose dad was a sheet-metal worker, had no idea what a private school even was until college.)

At the wedding, we were seated next to each other, and I immediately glommed on to this hot babe, She seemed a little pretentious: a comp lit major at Harvard, read all the French feminists—in French, of course. She also definitely seemed out of my league. Maybe if we hadn’t both been drunk she wouldn’t have paid me any attention, though later she told me she thought I was the best-looking guy there, and funny, and charming, too. And who could blame her? She seemed amused by all my stories about my job—I’d just started as a sales rep at Entronics, and I wasn’t yet burned-out. She liked the fact that I was so into my work. She said that I was such a breath of fresh air, that it really set me apart from all her clove-cigarette-smoking, cynical male friends, I probably went on too much about my master plan, how much money I’d be pulling down in five years, in ten years. But she was taken by it. She said she found me more “real” than the guys she normally hung with.

She didn’t seem to mind my dorky mistakes, the way I mistakenly drank from her water glass. She explained to me the dry-to-wet rule of table setting, with the water and wine to the right of your plate and the bread and dry things to the left, Neither did she mind that I was a lousy dancer—she found it cute, she said. On our third date, when I invited her over to my apartment, I put on Ravel’s “Bolero,” and she laughed, thought I was being ironic. What did I know? I thought “Bolero” was classic make-out music, along with Barry White.

So I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. Obviously Kate didn’t marry me for my money—she knew plenty of rich guys in her so­cial circles—but I think she expected me to take care of her. She was on the rebound from an affair she’d had with one of her college professors right after she graduated, a pompous but handsome and distinguished scholar of French literature at Harvard, whom she discovered was simul­taneously sleeping with two other women. She told me later that she con­sidered me “down-to-earth” and unpretentious, the polar opposite of her three-timing, beret-wearing, silver-haired father-figure French profes­sor. I was a charismatic business guy who was crazy about her and would make her feel safe, at least, give her the financial security she wanted. She could raise a family and do something vaguely artistic like landscape gar­dening or teaching literature at Emerson College. That was the deal, We’d have three kids and a big house in Newton or Brookline or Cambridge.

The plan wasn’t for her to live in a fifteen-hundred-square-foot Colonial in the low-income part of Belmont.

“Listen, Kate,” I finally said after a moment of silence. “I’ve got an interview with Gordy this morning.”

Her face lit up. I hadn’t seen her smile like that in weeks. “Already? Oh, Jason. This is so great.”

“I think Trevor has it sewed up, though.”

“Jason, that’s just negative thinking.”

“Realistic thinking. Trevor’s been campaigning for it. He’s been hav­ing his direct reports call Gordy and tell him how much they want Trevor to get the job.”

“But Gordy must see through all that.”

“Maybe. But he loves being sucked up to. Can’t get enough of it.”

“So why don’t you do the same thing?”

“I hate that, It’s cheesy. It’s also devious.”

She nodded. “You don’t need to do that. Just show him how much you want the job. Want an omelet?”

“An omelet?” Was there such thing as a tofu omelet? Probably. Tofu and scrambled eggs too, I bet. This could be nasty.

“Yep. You need your protein. I’ll put some Canadian bacon in it. Gordy likes his guys to be meat-eaters, right?”

 

Some of the characters are poorly developed, but the plot momentum of Killer Instinct overcomes those shortcomings. This is a great book to read while you’re on business travel.

 

Steve Hopkins, January 25, 2007

 

 

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